2/28/2024 0 Comments Religious pick up lines dirtyYou probably think this is a pickup line, but it’s not… I just really wanted to pray with you.You probably heard this one before but… here goes nothing!.You’re so special to me, I can’t just put you in a status.You’re so gorgeous that you made me Nutella my pants.Your eyes are as dark as the Ka’aba at night.You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.You are what I’ve been looking for all my life… an excuse to sin.What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?.What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?.Sharia law says we can’t date, but I say you’re worth the risk.Let’s make like a prayer rug and hook up!.Just because we’re Muslim, doesn’t mean we can’t have fun!.Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. ![]() ![]()
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